This is Keanu ...

You cant tell from this picture

but he Protested and Protested

about letting me use him for 

my experiments.

rrahhhaaahhaaaa.....

that's an evil laugh

All I wanted was a subject...

Someone to do what I wanted

Is that to much to ask for

after all

I carried you around

for nine months in my tummy

And

then tried to breast feed U

8lbs. 8oz.

OMG...

okay-okay

I know I can only use that

so many times

before it just has no effect

so I will stop.

He is my youngest son

and

he is still the apple of my eye.

He is still the third

cutest baby

I have ever seen.

He is the baby

and

still at home

and

therefore

I get to torture.

rrahhhaaahhaaaa.... evil laugh again.